i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists
Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?
Me: … It’s complicated …
Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-
become a ghost and they can’t kick you out of barnes & noble
i have no memory of writing this. apparently i woke up at 3am last night, opened my computer, typed this and bolded it for emphasis.
but you guys seem to like it so thanks i guess.
the dark souls of real life is navigating from your room to the bathroom at night
*aggressively fastrolls down the hall to the bathroom before backstabbing the toilet*